Whole guild · Meet the team

They still tell the one about the demon hunter who leapt blindfolded into a pack without checking what was in it, cleared the lot, and landed facing entirely the wrong way. They tell it because he did it again the following week, and the week after that, and is fully expected to do it again this Sunday. The healers no longer flinch. They have simply built the evening around him. He has never seen it coming, and has never yet been wrong.

Spends the fight watching twenty health bars and one very specific person who stands in things.

Shows up to 92% of raids, which is more reliable than most raid timers.

Career best is still Loom'ithar at 81 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 5 tiers and 105 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

A 24 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Peaked at 36 on Forgeweaver Araz, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

142 parses deep on 17 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Owns exactly one 86 parse, on Loom'ithar, and has built a personality around it.

Shows up to 90% of raids, which is more reliable than most raid timers.

151 parses deep on 18 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has an ongoing disagreement with Fractillus, who is winning.

Sits at a 79 average parse: quietly good, which is somehow more irritating than loud and good.

Has, on record, a 100 parse on Vaelgor & Ezzorak (VS / DR / MQD, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Owns exactly one 31 parse, on Plexus Sentinel, and has built a personality around it.

109 logged kills across 18 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 6 tiers and 169 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Shows up to 90% of raids, which is more reliable than most raid timers.

Averages 25 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 54 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Spends the fight watching twenty health bars and one very specific person who stands in things.

A steady 38 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

Once put up a 48 on Fractillus. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is Plexus Sentinel, at a stately 32.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 81 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Shows up to 87% of raids, which is more reliable than most raid timers.

Has been turning up since Manaforge Omega: 3 tiers and 64 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

ELEMENTAL SHAMAN (Orc). Range: six tiers, a hundred and thirty-six nights, always the same three feet of floor. Feeding: lightning, mostly. Notable behaviour: does not chase keys, does not chase parses, does not chase anything — the boss comes to him, or it does not, and either way he is signed up for Wednesday.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

78 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Liberation of Undermine. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Their best night is Soulbinder Naazindhri at 47, and they can tell you exactly what they pressed.

111 parses deep on 16 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 86 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

33 raids in and still answering the invite before the whisper finishes sending.

Averages 39, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

Keeps the raid alive in spite of its life choices, then gets told the healing was low.

121 logged kills across 18 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

All-time peak: 86 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

2655 Mythic+ score and a +11 Voidscar Arena best, achieved with only mild shouting.

Averages 48, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 4 tiers and 81 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

BEAST MASTERY HUNTER (Orc). Range: everywhere, for years, without interruption. Habitat: the same spot on every fight, very slightly to the left. Diet: whatever the pet does not want. Distinguishing feature: quietly outranks most of the people who assume he is just some bloke with a bow. Behaviour when threatened: sends the pet. Behaviour when the guild is threatened: also sends the pet, then fixes whatever went wrong without mentioning it. Migration: none recorded, and none expected.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

80 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 78 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 34 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

A 29 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Peaked at 34 on Soulbinder Naazindhri, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Forgeweaver Araz is the reason they do not link their own logs unprompted.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Averages 26 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Present for 30 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

4 raids on the armory, the pick of them 2/8 Mythic in The Venomous Abyss.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 60 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is Loom'ithar, at a stately 20.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 7 tiers and 78 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Averages 30 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Attends 74% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Politely requests we skip Loom'ithar, where the logs read 15 and the memories read worse.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 3 tiers and 45 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 66 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

71 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Holy Priest — seven tiers, one hundred and seventy-eight nights, four guild rosters, no gaps. Duties: healing; also remembering what happened in Aberrus, which nobody else can. Key achievement: outlasted every raid leader she has ever had. Reason for leaving previous tier: it ended.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

A 33 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Soulbinder Naazindhri is the reason they do not link their own logs unprompted.

The logs hold 67 of their kills on 7 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 26 raid nights in.

Once put up a 56 on Forgeweaver Araz. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 76 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Take one dark iron monk, aged eight tiers. Add mist, generously and continuously. Do not stir; he will circulate on his own. Season with a hundred and sixty-one nights of knowing exactly when the damage lands. Rest briefly between pulls. The dish improves the longer it has been in the guild, which is the whole trick of it.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Present for 22 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Has an ongoing disagreement with Fractillus, who is winning.

All-time peak: 76 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 22 raid nights in.

Their best night is Soulbinder Naazindhri at 43, and they can tell you exactly what they pressed.

50 logged kills across 8 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is Soulbinder Naazindhri, at a stately 43.

A steady 47 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

Their best night is Loom'ithar at 52, and they can tell you exactly what they pressed.

46 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 21 raid nights in.

Present for 21 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Holds the boss still. Gets thanked for it roughly once a tier, usually by accident.

All-time peak: 57 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

Averages 23 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

53 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Owns exactly one 28 parse, on Soulbinder Naazindhri, and has built a personality around it.

Has an ongoing disagreement with Loom'ithar, who is winning.

132 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Professional wall. Takes the enormous hits so a mage can stand still and criticise the positioning.

Career best is still Fractillus at 70 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

The logs hold 87 of their kills on 15 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

A 15 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

29 nights over two tiers since Manaforge Omega: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Their best night is Fractillus at 20, and they can tell you exactly what they pressed.

Has an ongoing disagreement with Loom'ithar, who is winning.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

47 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

A 44% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

All-time peak: 89 on Plexus Sentinel back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

130 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Peaked at 51 on Plexus Sentinel, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Averages 48, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

HOLY PALADIN SEEKS PLACEMENT. Eight tiers, eighty-nine nights, one beacon, permanently on the wrong person for the first four seconds and the right one thereafter. Comes with a second character called Mickevoker, sold as seen. Will heal your raid. Will not heal the warrior who keeps doing that.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

The logs hold 68 of their kills on 16 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Has, on record, a 95 parse on Dimensius, the All-Devouring (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

Soulbinder Naazindhri is where it clicks: 45 percentile, achieved once, referenced forever.

Second tier with us, 27 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Averages 35 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

A 38% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Spends the fight watching twenty health bars and one very specific person who stands in things.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 3 tiers and 83 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

A steady 51 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

Peaked at 54 on Plexus Sentinel, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Turns up for 14 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Their high-water mark is a 80 on Plexus Sentinel (Manaforge Omega, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

37 parses deep on 7 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

52 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Averages 22 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Their high-water mark is a 57 on Plexus Sentinel (Manaforge Omega, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Whatever Fractillus does, it does it to them first: 9 percentile and a lot of excuses.

Turns up for 14 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Career highlight: 26 percentile on Plexus Sentinel, brought up at every opportunity.

Keeps 3 alts on standby (Ferndari, Fernoric, Fernô), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is Soulbinder Naazindhri, at a stately 7.

Once put up a 8 on Plexus Sentinel. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

A 8 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Turns up for 12 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 10 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

13 nights over two tiers since Liberation of Undermine: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Sits at a 76 average parse: quietly good, which is somehow more irritating than loud and good.

Plexus Sentinel is the reason they do not link their own logs unprompted.

Peaked at 80 on Soulbinder Naazindhri, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 95 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 11 raid nights in.

Turns up for 11 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 10 raid nights in.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 25 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

The logs hold 28 of their kills on 7 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Averages 14 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

A 26% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Once put up a 18 on Plexus Sentinel. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

21 parses deep on 7 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

A 20% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

10 nights over two tiers since Nerub-ar Palace: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Averages 27 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Once put up a 27 on Plexus Sentinel. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Believes deeply that most deaths are preventable, and can name exactly whose fault each one was.

Once put up a 32 on Soulbinder Naazindhri. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

All-time peak: 43 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

12 logged kills across 5 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 8 raid nights in.

A 24 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Turns up for 8 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

15 parses deep on 7 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 7 raid nights in.

Turns up for 7 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Owns exactly one 34 parse, on Plexus Sentinel, and has built a personality around it.

Averages 34 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 18% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

31 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Nerub-ar Palace. Nobody has told them they can leave.

28 logged kills across 12 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Career best is still Fractillus at 92 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

The logs hold 21 of their kills on 10 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

189 raid nights across 6 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

A 15% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

A 15 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Has, on record, a 18 parse on Soulbinder Naazindhri (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

Soulbinder Naazindhri is the reason they do not link their own logs unprompted.

Keeps 5 alts on standby (Abbed, Abedassa, Abedd, Abedsvision, Abeed), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

The logs hold 14 of their kills on 7 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

All-time peak: 62 on The Soul Hunters back in Manaforge Omega, Heroic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 4 tiers and 32 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Turns up for 6 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Holds the boss still. Gets thanked for it roughly once a tier, usually by accident.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

17 parses deep on 7 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

A 32 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Once put up a 32 on Plexus Sentinel. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

A 13% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has, on record, a 36 parse on Soulbinder Naazindhri (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). The rest is just consistency.

The logs hold 11 of their kills on 7 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

13 logged kills across 6 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 70 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

Holds the boss still. Gets thanked for it roughly once a tier, usually by accident.

All-time peak: 60 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

A 10% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is Plexus Sentinel, at a stately 42.

The logs hold 14 of their kills on 7 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

A steady 49 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 4 raid nights in.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Soulbinder Naazindhri is where it clicks: 40 percentile, achieved once, referenced forever.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 4 raid nights in.

A 28 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Quietly undoes everyone else's mistakes and has never once been thanked in a timely fashion.

The logs hold 16 of their kills on 8 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Career highlight: 24 percentile on Plexus Sentinel, brought up at every opportunity.

5 nights over two tiers since Liberation of Undermine: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Soulbinder Naazindhri remains the nemesis, and the logs are not kind about it.

Their high-water mark is a 26 on Plexus Sentinel (Manaforge Omega, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

A 10% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Quietly undoes everyone else's mistakes and has never once been thanked in a timely fashion.

11 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

23 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

A 10% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Career highlight: 20 percentile on Plexus Sentinel, brought up at every opportunity.

Averages 14 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

The logs hold 33 of their kills on 15 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Career best is still The Soul Hunters at 66 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

9 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Liberation of Undermine. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

21 logged kills across 15 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

A steady 40 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

11 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Nerub-ar Palace. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Their best night is Soulbinder Naazindhri at 49, and they can tell you exactly what they pressed.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Forgeweaver Araz is the reason they do not link their own logs unprompted.

The first one in and, on a good night, the last one alive to say so.

Soulbinder Naazindhri is the reason they do not link their own logs unprompted.

Owns exactly one 44 parse, on Plexus Sentinel, and has built a personality around it.

Averages 33 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

All-time peak: 58 on Plexus Sentinel back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

The logs hold 12 of their kills on 8 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

AVAILABLE: one haranir druid. Will bring starlight to your raid and a lantern to your problem, whatever the problem is, without being asked twice. Happy on either team, happy on any boss, visibly happier when somebody else gets the loot. Does not roll on things, which the loot has noticed and taken personally. Enquiries after nine in the evening server time; before that she is asleep and will not be moved.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 6 tiers and 32 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

26 logged kills across 14 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

A 8% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Their high-water mark is a 100 on Vaelgor & Ezzorak (VS / DR / MQD, Heroic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

A 8% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has, on record, a 52 parse on Forgeweaver Araz (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). The rest is just consistency.

11 logged kills across 6 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Believes deeply that most deaths are preventable, and can name exactly whose fault each one was.

The logs hold 8 of their kills on 6 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

A 5% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Once put up a 75 on Soulbinder Naazindhri. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

70 percentile on average, achieved with the calm of someone who has read the log first.

Believes deeply that most deaths are preventable, and can name exactly whose fault each one was.

8 parses deep on 6 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

A steady 45 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

Loom'ithar remains the nemesis, and the logs are not kind about it.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Their best night is Soulbinder Naazindhri at 62, and they can tell you exactly what they pressed.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Averages 32 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Once put up a 37 on Soulbinder Naazindhri. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

The logs hold 8 of their kills on 6 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Holds the boss still. Gets thanked for it roughly once a tier, usually by accident.

A 5% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Career highlight: 36 percentile on Soulbinder Naazindhri, brought up at every opportunity.

A 26 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

The logs hold 8 of their kills on 6 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Whatever Loom'ithar does, it does it to them first: 15 percentile and a lot of excuses.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

A 21 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

8 logged kills across 6 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Politely requests we skip Loom'ithar, where the logs read 9 and the memories read worse.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Soulbinder Naazindhri is where it clicks: 33 percentile, achieved once, referenced forever.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

8 logged kills across 6 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Peaked at 26 on Loom'ithar, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Averages 17 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

17 logged kills across 7 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

A 5% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 11 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 80 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Career best is still Loom'ithar at 17 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

5 parses deep on 5 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Their high-water mark is a 29 on Plexus Sentinel (Manaforge Omega, Heroic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

A 5% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

13 logged kills across 7 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

All-time peak: 81 on Loom'ithar back in Manaforge Omega, Heroic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

A 5% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

The logs hold 8 of their kills on 8 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Scattered appearances across seven tiers, tending towards brief but heavy. Twenty-eight nights recorded. When present, expect sustained storm activity and a shield in the wrong hand. Absence should not be read as a front moving out; she has a habit of arriving precisely when the forecast is worst.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

All-time peak: 87 on The Lost Explorers back in The Venomous Abyss, Heroic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

29 parses deep on 17 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Armory history runs to 4 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

A 5% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Mythic+ score of 3159, topping out at a +14 Altar of Fangs that is still discussed.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

A 87 average parse. Mentions it roughly once per pull, entirely unprompted.

A 3% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Owns exactly one 94 parse, on Soulbinder Naazindhri, and has built a personality around it.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

A 3% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Owns exactly one 79 parse, on Soulbinder Naazindhri, and has built a personality around it.

Has an ongoing disagreement with Loom'ithar, who is winning.

76 percentile on average, achieved with the calm of someone who has read the log first.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Green numbers, grey hair. The two are related.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Owns exactly one 67 parse, on Soulbinder Naazindhri, and has built a personality around it.

62 percentile on average, achieved with the calm of someone who has read the log first.

A 3% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Politely requests we skip Loom'ithar, where the logs read 56 and the memories read worse.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Career highlight: 61 percentile on Soulbinder Naazindhri, brought up at every opportunity.

A steady 58 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

Whatever Loom'ithar does, it does it to them first: 55 percentile and a lot of excuses.

The reason the pull lasted long enough for anyone to complain about their damage.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is Loom'ithar, at a stately 40.

Averages 48, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

Soulbinder Naazindhri is where it clicks: 55 percentile, achieved once, referenced forever.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

A 3% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

A steady 46 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

Peaked at 60 on Loom'ithar, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Politely requests we skip Loom'ithar, where the logs read 33 and the memories read worse.

Career highlight: 53 percentile on Soulbinder Naazindhri, brought up at every opportunity.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Averages 43, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Peaked at 46 on Loom'ithar, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Politely requests we skip Soulbinder Naazindhri, where the logs read 38 and the memories read worse.

Averages 42, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Averages 39, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

Soulbinder Naazindhri is where it clicks: 42 percentile, achieved once, referenced forever.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

A 3% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

A 30 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Peaked at 43 on Soulbinder Naazindhri, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is Loom'ithar, at a stately 18.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is Soulbinder Naazindhri, at a stately 20.

A 27 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Owns exactly one 34 parse, on Loom'ithar, and has built a personality around it.

A 3% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Averages 20 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Once put up a 24 on Loom'ithar. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Job description: be hit by the largest thing in the room, on purpose, repeatedly, without comment.

Once put up a 19 on Loom'ithar. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

A 18 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Politely requests we skip Soulbinder Naazindhri, where the logs read 18 and the memories read worse.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Owns exactly one 19 parse, on Soulbinder Naazindhri, and has built a personality around it.

A 3% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

A 18 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Professional wall. Takes the enormous hits so a mage can stand still and criticise the positioning.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 6 tiers and 110 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Peaked at 13 on Plexus Sentinel, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

The logs hold 61 of their kills on 16 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Averages 13 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

All-time peak: 52 on Plexus Sentinel back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Averages 12 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Politely requests we skip Soulbinder Naazindhri, where the logs read 9 and the memories read worse.

Peaked at 15 on Plexus Sentinel, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

A 3% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

A 3 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Their best night is Soulbinder Naazindhri at 3, and they can tell you exactly what they pressed.