Whole guild · Meet the team

BEAST MASTERY HUNTER (Orc). Range: everywhere, for years, without interruption. Habitat: the same spot on every fight, very slightly to the left. Diet: whatever the pet does not want. Distinguishing feature: quietly outranks most of the people who assume he is just some bloke with a bow. Behaviour when threatened: sends the pet. Behaviour when the guild is threatened: also sends the pet, then fixes whatever went wrong without mentioning it. Migration: none recorded, and none expected.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Shows up to 87% of raids, which is more reliable than most raid timers.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 4 tiers and 77 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Also answers to Bassclapper, usually when the raid needs the other armour type.

Holy Priest — seven tiers, one hundred and seventy-eight nights, four guild rosters, no gaps. Duties: healing; also remembering what happened in Aberrus, which nobody else can. Key achievement: outlasted every raid leader she has ever had. Reason for leaving previous tier: it ended.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 55 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Present for 37 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

All-time peak: 57 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

53 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

132 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Attends 79% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Take one dark iron monk, aged eight tiers. Add mist, generously and continuously. Do not stir; he will circulate on his own. Season with a hundred and sixty-one nights of knowing exactly when the damage lands. Rest briefly between pulls. The dish improves the longer it has been in the guild, which is the whole trick of it.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

109 logged kills across 18 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 6 tiers and 169 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 54 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Runs keys properly: 3010 score, best a +13 in Altar of Fangs.

Has 2 Mythic bosses in The Venomous Abyss to their name, and the receipts to prove it.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Attends 57% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

34 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

35 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Attends 57% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

60 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Attends 57% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Present for 26 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

All-time peak: 31 on Plexus Sentinel back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 4 tiers and 66 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

6 parses deep on 6 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Keeps 2 alts on standby (Doherz, Doherzdk), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

40 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Present for 24 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

A 45% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

47 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

All-time peak: 89 on Plexus Sentinel back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

130 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Turns up for 21 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 48 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 19 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 40% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Second tier with us, 32 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

A 40% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Second tier with us, 18 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Turns up for 17 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

The tauren tanked five tiers under one name, then quietly rerolled, and half the guild spent a month asking who the new bloke was. He never corrected anyone. He just kept holding the boss where it needed holding, until somebody eventually noticed that the pulls had been going fine the whole time.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Turns up for 16 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

17 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

17 parses deep on 13 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Their high-water mark is a 31 on Rotmire (Sporefall, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

24 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

A 30% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 13 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 4 tiers and 33 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 13 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

4 raids on the armory, the pick of them 2/8 Mythic in The Venomous Abyss.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 60 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 7 tiers and 78 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

128 parses deep on 19 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Turns up for 13 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

36 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 13 raid nights in.

A 28% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Reports of the frost mage's death were filed early again. He stands further back than anybody has ever thought necessary, on the entirely reasonable grounds that nothing can reach him there, and is therefore killed roughly once a tier by the one thing that can. He is survived by an ice block he did not press in time, by several people who told him so at some length, and by himself, on the very next pull, standing further back.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

The armory carries 4/9 Mythic in Tier Mn 1, across 2 raids of history.

Their high-water mark is a 67 on Chimaerus, the Undreamt God (VS / DR / MQD, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

3022 Mythic+ score and a +14 Temple of Sethraliss best, achieved with only mild shouting.

95 raid nights across 6 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 12 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Keeps 3 alts on standby (Atrexy, Atrexyen, Atrexyie), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

A 26% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has been turning up since Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope: 3 tiers and 15 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

A 26% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

The logs hold 26 of their kills on 9 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Runs keys properly: 2714 score, best a +12 in The Blinding Vale.

Career best is still Entombed Sentinels at 20 percentile (The Venomous Abyss, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

21 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Armory history runs to 2 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 11 raid nights in.

Turns up for 11 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

20 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Turns up for 11 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Turns up for 11 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 11 raid nights in.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Second tier with us, 25 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 23% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

22 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 10 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

29 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

A 21% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

31 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 10 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

46 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Turns up for 10 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 21% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 10 raid nights in.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Second tier with us, 27 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 21% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

A 19% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

20 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Also answers to Darkhawks, usually when the raid needs the other armour type.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 9 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Second tier with us, 20 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Turns up for 9 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

11 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 10 raid nights in.

A 19% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Second tier with us, 10 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

A 17% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Believes deeply that most deaths are preventable, and can name exactly whose fault each one was.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has 5 Mythic bosses in Tier Mn 1 to their name, and the receipts to prove it.

Their high-water mark is a 19 on Rotmire (Sporefall, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

+12 Voidscar Arena and a 1390 Mythic+ score, in case the raid logs were not enough.

Turns up for 8 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

40 raid nights across 7 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

A 17% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Second tier with us, 11 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 17% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

9 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

A 17% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 8 raid nights in.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

11 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

23 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

A 15% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 20 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 7 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 7 raid nights in.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Turns up for 7 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 7 raid nights in.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Turns up for 7 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

8 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

A 15% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

12 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Turns up for 7 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 11 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

A 13% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 6 raid nights in.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Turns up for 6 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 7 raid nights in.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 6 raid nights in.

Turns up for 6 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 8 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

+12 Murder Row and a 1610 Mythic+ score, in case the raid logs were not enough.

A 11% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Armory history runs to 2 raids, topping out at 4/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

7 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope. Nobody has told them they can leave.

5 logged kills across 5 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Also answers to Dracknight, usually when the raid needs the other armour type.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Second tier with us, 21 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

6 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Second tier with us, 14 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 11% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

A 11% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

A 11% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 4 tiers and 10 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has, on record, a 11 parse on Plexus Sentinel (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). The rest is just consistency.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Second tier with us, 14 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 8% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Second tier with us, 8 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 8% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 4 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 8% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 6 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 4 raid nights in.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

26 logged kills across 13 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

+14 Voidscar Arena and a 2664 Mythic+ score, in case the raid logs were not enough.

Has, on record, a 36 parse on Nek'zali the Soulcoiler (The Venomous Abyss, Heroic). The rest is just consistency.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

A 8% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

12 nights over two tiers since Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 4 raid nights in.

A 8% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 4 raid nights in.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

The logs hold 21 of their kills on 10 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

189 raid nights across 6 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has, on record, a 18 parse on Soulbinder Naazindhri (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Keeps 5 alts on standby (Abbed, Abedassa, Abedd, Abedsvision, Abeed), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has, on record, a 11 parse on Chimaerus, the Undreamt God (VS / DR / MQD, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

4 nights over two tiers since Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

4 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

AVAILABLE: one haranir druid. Will bring starlight to your raid and a lantern to your problem, whatever the problem is, without being asked twice. Happy on either team, happy on any boss, visibly happier when somebody else gets the loot. Does not roll on things, which the loot has noticed and taken personally. Enquiries after nine in the evening server time; before that she is asleep and will not be moved.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Green numbers, grey hair. The two are related.

2530 Mythic+ score and a +13 Murder Row best, achieved with only mild shouting.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Their high-water mark is a 37 on The Soul Hunters (Manaforge Omega, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

33 parses deep on 17 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

6 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Eight tiers, never missed an invite, never once fed the pet, and there is no version of this raid that works without him in it. Welsh, and treats every England result as a personal event, in the channel, at length, with receipts. Throws a punch the moment you leave one open and does not hold back on the follow-through. A committed baiter and, by unanimous agreement of everyone here, the master of it.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

3332 Mythic+ score and a +15 The Blinding Vale best, achieved with only mild shouting.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has been turning up since Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope: 4 tiers and 13 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

18 parses deep on 7 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Armory history runs to 5 raids, topping out at 9/9 Heroic in Tier Mn 1.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 4% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

The first one in and, on a good night, the last one alive to say so.

Has been turning up since Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope: 5 tiers and 54 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

2377 Mythic+ score and a +12 Altar of Fangs best, achieved with only mild shouting.

Career best is still Nymrissa Wavecaller at 27 percentile (The Venomous Abyss, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

52 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Their high-water mark is a 57 on Plexus Sentinel (Manaforge Omega, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

34 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Keeps 3 alts on standby (Ferndari, Fernoric, Fernô), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Second tier with us, 3 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

A 4% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

5 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.