Whole guild · Meet the team

BEAST MASTERY HUNTER (Orc). Range: everywhere, for years, without interruption. Habitat: the same spot on every fight, very slightly to the left. Diet: whatever the pet does not want. Distinguishing feature: quietly outranks most of the people who assume he is just some bloke with a bow. Behaviour when threatened: sends the pet. Behaviour when the guild is threatened: also sends the pet, then fixes whatever went wrong without mentioning it. Migration: none recorded, and none expected.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

46 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Present for 24 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

47 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

All-time peak: 89 on Plexus Sentinel back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

130 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Attends 72% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Attends 66% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 4 tiers and 77 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Also answers to Bassclapper, usually when the raid needs the other armour type.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

31 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Present for 21 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Take one dark iron monk, aged eight tiers. Add mist, generously and continuously. Do not stir; he will circulate on his own. Season with a hundred and sixty-one nights of knowing exactly when the damage lands. Rest briefly between pulls. The dish improves the longer it has been in the guild, which is the whole trick of it.

Holy Priest — seven tiers, one hundred and seventy-eight nights, four guild rosters, no gaps. Duties: healing; also remembering what happened in Aberrus, which nobody else can. Key achievement: outlasted every raid leader she has ever had. Reason for leaving previous tier: it ended.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

29 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Attends 59% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Second tier with us, 27 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Attends 53% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

The logs hold 21 of their kills on 10 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

189 raid nights across 6 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Attends 50% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Has, on record, a 18 parse on Soulbinder Naazindhri (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Keeps 5 alts on standby (Abbed, Abedassa, Abedd, Abedsvision, Abeed), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

29 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Mythic+ score of 541, topping out at a +12 Murder Row that is still discussed.

19 logged kills across 10 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

Present for 16 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Present for 16 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Second tier with us, 21 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Present for 16 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

40 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Turns up for 14 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Second tier with us, 16 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 14 raid nights in.

A 44% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Second tier with us, 25 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

A 44% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Turns up for 12 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

22 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Turns up for 11 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Second tier with us, 20 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Second tier with us, 12 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

A 34% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 34% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 11 raid nights in.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Turns up for 10 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

11 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Second tier with us, 14 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

A 31% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Reports of the frost mage's death were filed early again. He stands further back than anybody has ever thought necessary, on the entirely reasonable grounds that nothing can reach him there, and is therefore killed roughly once a tier by the one thing that can. He is survived by an ice block he did not press in time, by several people who told him so at some length, and by himself, on the very next pull, standing further back.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Second tier with us, 14 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 28% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

All-time peak: 57 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

A 28% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

53 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

132 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Turns up for 8 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 8 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Twenty people, eight tiers, one voice holding the whole thing together through the worst connection in Europe. A child gets out of bed two rooms away, he walks them back, and picks the sentence up exactly where he dropped it. When the channel talks over him he says 'right, that's it, you're muted', and twenty grown adults go quiet like it's assembly. Then he dies to the mechanic he was explaining, and every one of them follows him in anyway.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

A 25% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

11 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 6 tiers and 110 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

The logs hold 61 of their kills on 16 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Turns up for 7 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

All-time peak: 52 on Plexus Sentinel back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

HOLY PALADIN SEEKS PLACEMENT. Eight tiers, eighty-nine nights, one beacon, permanently on the wrong person for the first four seconds and the right one thereafter. Comes with a second character called Mickevoker, sold as seen. Will heal your raid. Will not heal the warrior who keeps doing that.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

17 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

A 22% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

The armory carries 4/9 Mythic in Tier Mn 1, across 2 raids of history.

Turns up for 6 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Their high-water mark is a 67 on Chimaerus, the Undreamt God (VS / DR / MQD, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

3022 Mythic+ score and a +14 Temple of Sethraliss best, achieved with only mild shouting.

95 raid nights across 6 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Keeps 3 alts on standby (Atrexy, Atrexyen, Atrexyie), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 6 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 19% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 6 raid nights in.

Turns up for 6 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 19% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 6 raid nights in.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

20 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 6 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 4 tiers and 44 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

A 19% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Second tier with us, 32 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 19% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

A 16% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

11 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

23 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

A 16% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 20 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

4 raids on the armory, the pick of them 2/8 Mythic in The Venomous Abyss.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 60 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 7 tiers and 78 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

128 parses deep on 19 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 16% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

A 16% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 55 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 4 raid nights in.

A 12% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 12% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

6 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

A 12% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

5 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

17 parses deep on 13 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Their high-water mark is a 31 on Rotmire (Sporefall, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

24 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 12% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

5 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Eight tiers, never missed an invite, never once fed the pet, and there is no version of this raid that works without him in it. Welsh, and treats every England result as a personal event, in the channel, at length, with receipts. Throws a punch the moment you leave one open and does not hold back on the follow-through. A committed baiter and, by unanimous agreement of everyone here, the master of it.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 4 raid nights in.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

4 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Keeps the raid alive in spite of its life choices, then gets told the healing was low.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

+11 Kings' Rest and a 2291 Mythic+ score, in case the raid logs were not enough.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 11 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

Has, on record, a 89 parse on Entombed Sentinels (The Venomous Abyss, Heroic). The rest is just consistency.

12 parses deep on 7 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

6 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Second tier with us, 11 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 9% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Second tier with us, 8 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 9% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 9% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

109 logged kills across 18 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 6 tiers and 169 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 54 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Runs keys properly: 3010 score, best a +13 in Altar of Fangs.

Has 2 Mythic bosses in The Venomous Abyss to their name, and the receipts to prove it.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

36 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

The logs hold 26 of their kills on 9 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Runs keys properly: 2714 score, best a +12 in The Blinding Vale.

Career best is still Entombed Sentinels at 20 percentile (The Venomous Abyss, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

A 9% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

21 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Armory history runs to 2 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 9% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

5 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Green numbers, grey hair. The two are related.

2530 Mythic+ score and a +13 Murder Row best, achieved with only mild shouting.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 9% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Their high-water mark is a 37 on The Soul Hunters (Manaforge Omega, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

33 parses deep on 17 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 9% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

6 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

4 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 8 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

All-time peak: 31 on Plexus Sentinel back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 4 tiers and 66 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

6 parses deep on 6 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Keeps 2 alts on standby (Doherz, Doherzdk), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

4 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has, on record, a 75 parse on Fallen-King Salhadaar (VS / DR / MQD, Heroic). The rest is just consistency.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 26 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

11 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

26 logged kills across 13 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

+14 Voidscar Arena and a 2664 Mythic+ score, in case the raid logs were not enough.

Has, on record, a 36 parse on Nek'zali the Soulcoiler (The Venomous Abyss, Heroic). The rest is just consistency.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

3 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

The logs hold 13 of their kills on 12 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Mythic+ score of 1990, topping out at a +15 The Blinding Vale that is still discussed.

4 raids on the armory, the pick of them 1/1 Mythic in Sporefall.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

11 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.