Whole guild · Meet the team

They still tell the one about the demon hunter who leapt blindfolded into a pack without checking what was in it, cleared the lot, and landed facing entirely the wrong way. They tell it because he did it again the following week, and the week after that, and is fully expected to do it again this Sunday. The healers no longer flinch. They have simply built the evening around him. He has never seen it coming, and has never yet been wrong.

Spends the fight watching twenty health bars and one very specific person who stands in things.

Shows up to 92% of raids, which is more reliable than most raid timers.

Career best is still Loom'ithar at 81 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 5 tiers and 105 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Peaked at 62 on Dimensius, the All-Devouring, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Averages 37, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

142 parses deep on 17 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Averages a 81 percentile across 49 kills and would like everyone to know that.

Shows up to 90% of raids, which is more reliable than most raid timers.

151 parses deep on 18 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has an ongoing disagreement with Loom'ithar, who is winning.

Has, on record, a 100 parse on Vaelgor & Ezzorak (VS / DR / MQD, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

Owns exactly one 97 parse, on Dimensius, the All-Devouring, and has built a personality around it.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

109 logged kills across 18 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

A steady 45 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 6 tiers and 169 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Owns exactly one 58 parse, on Nexus-King Salhadaar, and has built a personality around it.

Shows up to 90% of raids, which is more reliable than most raid timers.

Runs keys properly: 3010 score, best a +13 in Altar of Fangs.

Spends the fight watching twenty health bars and one very specific person who stands in things.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is Plexus Sentinel, at a stately 39.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 81 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Shows up to 87% of raids, which is more reliable than most raid timers.

A steady 50 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

Once put up a 65 on Dimensius, the All-Devouring. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Has been turning up since Manaforge Omega: 3 tiers and 64 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

ELEMENTAL SHAMAN (Orc). Range: six tiers, a hundred and thirty-six nights, always the same three feet of floor. Feeding: lightning, mostly. Notable behaviour: does not chase keys, does not chase parses, does not chase anything — the boss comes to him, or it does not, and either way he is signed up for Wednesday.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

78 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Liberation of Undermine. Nobody has told them they can leave.

111 parses deep on 16 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

61 percentile on average, achieved with the calm of someone who has read the log first.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 86 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Their best night is Fractillus at 70, and they can tell you exactly what they pressed.

33 raids in and still answering the invite before the whisper finishes sending.

Keeps the raid alive in spite of its life choices, then gets told the healing was low.

All-time peak: 86 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

2655 Mythic+ score and a +11 Voidscar Arena best, achieved with only mild shouting.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 4 tiers and 82 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

32 raids in and still answering the invite before the whisper finishes sending.

Nexus-King Salhadaar remains the nemesis, and the logs are not kind about it.

BEAST MASTERY HUNTER (Orc). Range: everywhere, for years, without interruption. Habitat: the same spot on every fight, very slightly to the left. Diet: whatever the pet does not want. Distinguishing feature: quietly outranks most of the people who assume he is just some bloke with a bow. Behaviour when threatened: sends the pet. Behaviour when the guild is threatened: also sends the pet, then fixes whatever went wrong without mentioning it. Migration: none recorded, and none expected.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

80 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Peaked at 70 on Fractillus, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 78 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 34 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Averages 52, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

The Soul Hunters is the reason they do not link their own logs unprompted.

Green numbers, grey hair. The two are related.

Present for 30 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

A steady 40 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

133 parses deep on 19 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

4 raids on the armory, the pick of them 4/8 Mythic in The Venomous Abyss.

Peaked at 53 on Nexus-King Salhadaar, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 60 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Attends 74% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Politely requests we skip Nexus-King Salhadaar, where the logs read 28 and the memories read worse.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 3 tiers and 45 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Once put up a 59 on Dimensius, the All-Devouring. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 66 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

A steady 44 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

Holy Priest — seven tiers, one hundred and seventy-eight nights, four guild rosters, no gaps. Duties: healing; also remembering what happened in Aberrus, which nobody else can. Key achievement: outlasted every raid leader she has ever had. Reason for leaving previous tier: it ended.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

The Soul Hunters is the reason they do not link their own logs unprompted.

The logs hold 67 of their kills on 7 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 26 raid nights in.

Once put up a 63 on Fractillus. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Averages 54, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 76 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Present for 22 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Has an ongoing disagreement with Forgeweaver Araz, who is winning.

63 percentile on average, achieved with the calm of someone who has read the log first.

All-time peak: 76 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 22 raid nights in.

Their best night is Nexus-King Salhadaar at 72, and they can tell you exactly what they pressed.

Take one dark iron monk, aged eight tiers. Add mist, generously and continuously. Do not stir; he will circulate on his own. Season with a hundred and sixty-one nights of knowing exactly when the damage lands. Rest briefly between pulls. The dish improves the longer it has been in the guild, which is the whole trick of it.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is Soulbinder Naazindhri, at a stately 68.

Sits at a 75 average parse: quietly good, which is somehow more irritating than loud and good.

46 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 21 raid nights in.

Present for 21 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Their high-water mark is a 85 on Loom'ithar (Manaforge Omega, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

All-time peak: 57 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

53 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has an ongoing disagreement with Nexus-King Salhadaar, who is winning.

132 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Attends 51% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Owns exactly one 32 parse, on Fractillus, and has built a personality around it.

Professional wall. Takes the enormous hits so a mage can stand still and criticise the positioning.

Career best is still Fractillus at 70 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

The logs hold 87 of their kills on 15 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

29 nights over two tiers since Manaforge Omega: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Their best night is Fractillus at 51, and they can tell you exactly what they pressed.

Averages 41, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

Has an ongoing disagreement with Forgeweaver Araz, who is winning.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Peaked at 88 on Dimensius, the All-Devouring, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

47 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Averages 60, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

A 44% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

All-time peak: 89 on Plexus Sentinel back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

130 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

HOLY PALADIN SEEKS PLACEMENT. Eight tiers, eighty-nine nights, one beacon, permanently on the wrong person for the first four seconds and the right one thereafter. Comes with a second character called Mickevoker, sold as seen. Will heal your raid. Will not heal the warrior who keeps doing that.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

The logs hold 68 of their kills on 16 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Has, on record, a 95 parse on Dimensius, the All-Devouring (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

A steady 40 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

Fractillus is where it clicks: 44 percentile, achieved once, referenced forever.

Second tier with us, 27 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

A 38% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Spends the fight watching twenty health bars and one very specific person who stands in things.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 3 tiers and 83 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Sits at a 71 average parse: quietly good, which is somehow more irritating than loud and good.

Turns up for 14 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

37 parses deep on 7 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Whatever Plexus Sentinel does, it does it to them first: 58 percentile and a lot of excuses.

Peaked at 92 on Forgeweaver Araz, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

A steady 43 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

52 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Career highlight: 54 percentile on Soulbinder Naazindhri, brought up at every opportunity.

Their high-water mark is a 57 on Plexus Sentinel (Manaforge Omega, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Whatever Forgeweaver Araz does, it does it to them first: 26 percentile and a lot of excuses.

Turns up for 14 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Keeps 3 alts on standby (Ferndari, Fernoric, Fernô), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is The Soul Hunters, at a stately 10.

A 16 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Once put up a 25 on Nexus-King Salhadaar. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Turns up for 12 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

13 nights over two tiers since Liberation of Undermine: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

34 logged kills across 7 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

The Soul Hunters is the reason they do not link their own logs unprompted.

Sits at a 72 average parse: quietly good, which is somehow more irritating than loud and good.

Peaked at 80 on Soulbinder Naazindhri, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 95 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 11 raid nights in.

Turns up for 11 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 10 raid nights in.

Averages 26 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

The logs hold 28 of their kills on 7 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

A 26% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Once put up a 30 on Soulbinder Naazindhri. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is Loom'ithar, at a stately 20.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Once put up a 46 on Soulbinder Naazindhri. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

21 parses deep on 7 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

A 20% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

10 nights over two tiers since Nerub-ar Palace: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

A steady 36 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

Plexus Sentinel remains the nemesis, and the logs are not kind about it.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

All-time peak: 43 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

12 logged kills across 5 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 8 raid nights in.

Turns up for 8 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

15 parses deep on 7 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 7 raid nights in.

Owns exactly one 62 parse, on Soulbinder Naazindhri, and has built a personality around it.

A steady 39 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

Turns up for 7 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Whatever Plexus Sentinel does, it does it to them first: 17 percentile and a lot of excuses.

A 18% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

31 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Nerub-ar Palace. Nobody has told them they can leave.

28 logged kills across 12 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Career best is still Fractillus at 92 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Owns exactly one 50 parse, on Fractillus, and has built a personality around it.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Forgeweaver Araz is the reason they do not link their own logs unprompted.

The logs hold 21 of their kills on 10 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

189 raid nights across 6 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Once put up a 52 on Loom'ithar. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

A 15% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Averages 42, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

Keeps 5 alts on standby (Abbed, Abedassa, Abedd, Abedsvision, Abeed), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Owns exactly one 48 parse, on Nexus-King Salhadaar, and has built a personality around it.

A 30 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

The logs hold 14 of their kills on 7 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

All-time peak: 62 on The Soul Hunters back in Manaforge Omega, Heroic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 4 tiers and 32 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Turns up for 6 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Holds the boss still. Gets thanked for it roughly once a tier, usually by accident.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

Once put up a 63 on Loom'ithar. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Averages 42, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

17 parses deep on 7 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Politely requests we skip Forgeweaver Araz, where the logs read 31 and the memories read worse.

A 13% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has an ongoing disagreement with The Soul Hunters, who is winning.

13 logged kills across 6 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 70 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Once put up a 59 on Fractillus. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Averages 31 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Keeps the raid alive in spite of its life choices, then gets told the healing was low.

The logs hold 11 of their kills on 7 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Whatever Nexus-King Salhadaar does, it does it to them first: 6 percentile and a lot of excuses.

Career highlight: 36 percentile on Soulbinder Naazindhri, brought up at every opportunity.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

A 20 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Sits at a 73 average parse: quietly good, which is somehow more irritating than loud and good.

11 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

23 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

A 10% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Career highlight: 87 percentile on Fractillus, brought up at every opportunity.

Quietly undoes everyone else's mistakes and has never once been thanked in a timely fashion.

The logs hold 16 of their kills on 8 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Averages 47, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

5 nights over two tiers since Liberation of Undermine: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Career highlight: 70 percentile on Forgeweaver Araz, brought up at every opportunity.

A 10% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Nexus-King Salhadaar remains the nemesis, and the logs are not kind about it.

Holds the boss still. Gets thanked for it roughly once a tier, usually by accident.

All-time peak: 60 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

A 10% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is The Soul Hunters, at a stately 30.

The logs hold 14 of their kills on 7 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

A steady 47 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

Once put up a 55 on Loom'ithar. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

The logs hold 33 of their kills on 15 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Fractillus is where it clicks: 39 percentile, achieved once, referenced forever.

Career best is still The Soul Hunters at 66 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

A 34 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Whatever Soulbinder Naazindhri does, it does it to them first: 28 percentile and a lot of excuses.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 40 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 4 raid nights in.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 6 tiers and 32 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Sits at a 76 average parse: quietly good, which is somehow more irritating than loud and good.

26 logged kills across 14 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

A 8% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Politely requests we skip Nexus-King Salhadaar, where the logs read 63 and the memories read worse.

Their high-water mark is a 100 on Vaelgor & Ezzorak (VS / DR / MQD, Heroic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

AVAILABLE: one haranir druid. Will bring starlight to your raid and a lantern to your problem, whatever the problem is, without being asked twice. Happy on either team, happy on any boss, visibly happier when somebody else gets the loot. Does not roll on things, which the loot has noticed and taken personally. Enquiries after nine in the evening server time; before that she is asleep and will not be moved.

The first one in and, on a good night, the last one alive to say so.

Dimensius, the All-Devouring is the reason they do not link their own logs unprompted.

The logs hold 12 of their kills on 8 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Owns exactly one 80 parse, on Fractillus, and has built a personality around it.

Sits at a 65 average parse: quietly good, which is somehow more irritating than loud and good.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Averages 35 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

A 8% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has, on record, a 52 parse on Forgeweaver Araz (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). The rest is just consistency.

Once put up a 49 on Fractillus. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

11 logged kills across 6 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

21 logged kills across 15 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Has, on record, a 49 parse on Soulbinder Naazindhri (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

11 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Nerub-ar Palace. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Once put up a 82 on Fractillus. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Sits at a 72 average parse: quietly good, which is somehow more irritating than loud and good.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

The logs hold 8 of their kills on 6 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

All-time peak: 87 on The Lost Explorers back in The Venomous Abyss, Heroic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

Armory history runs to 4 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

30 raid nights across 6 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

A 5% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is Nexus-King Salhadaar, at a stately 39.

Mythic+ score of 3159, topping out at a +14 Altar of Fangs that is still discussed.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

A 5% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

The logs hold 8 of their kills on 8 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

66 percentile on average, achieved with the calm of someone who has read the log first.

Once put up a 81 on Loom'ithar. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Peaked at 83 on The Soul Hunters, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Sits at a 64 average parse: quietly good, which is somehow more irritating than loud and good.

8 logged kills across 6 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Believes deeply that most deaths are preventable, and can name exactly whose fault each one was.

8 parses deep on 6 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

A steady 55 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

Loom'ithar remains the nemesis, and the logs are not kind about it.

Their best night is Forgeweaver Araz at 85, and they can tell you exactly what they pressed.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Holds the boss still. Gets thanked for it roughly once a tier, usually by accident.

A 5% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

The logs hold 8 of their kills on 6 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Whatever Loom'ithar does, it does it to them first: 44 percentile and a lot of excuses.

Averages 52, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

Career highlight: 64 percentile on Forgeweaver Araz, brought up at every opportunity.

Believes deeply that most deaths are preventable, and can name exactly whose fault each one was.

The logs hold 8 of their kills on 6 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Once put up a 80 on Plexus Sentinel. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

A 5% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Averages 46, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

8 logged kills across 6 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Averages 42, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

Politely requests we skip Forgeweaver Araz, where the logs read 29 and the memories read worse.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Soulbinder Naazindhri is where it clicks: 56 percentile, achieved once, referenced forever.

Quietly undoes everyone else's mistakes and has never once been thanked in a timely fashion.

17 logged kills across 7 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

A 5% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Once put up a 56 on Forgeweaver Araz. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 11 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

A steady 39 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 80 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Politely requests we skip Nexus-King Salhadaar, where the logs read 8 and the memories read worse.

Their high-water mark is a 29 on Plexus Sentinel (Manaforge Omega, Heroic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

A 5% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Averages 22 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Plexus Sentinel is where it clicks: 26 percentile, achieved once, referenced forever.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Politely requests we skip Soulbinder Naazindhri, where the logs read 6 and the memories read worse.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

A 13 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Once put up a 17 on Loom'ithar. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

5 parses deep on 5 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Scattered appearances across seven tiers, tending towards brief but heavy. Twenty-eight nights recorded. When present, expect sustained storm activity and a shield in the wrong hand. Absence should not be read as a front moving out; she has a habit of arriving precisely when the forecast is worst.

They gave him the officer rank and then, with no supervision whatsoever, the loot council. Frost death knight, never misses a raid, colder than the spec. If your name is on the item you get a fair hearing and probably the item. If you are a balance druid you get a fair hearing. Somewhere in the middle of Norman's explanation he will ask Findruid, not quietly, whether someone can fucking mute him. Nobody ever has.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

A 86 average parse. Mentions it roughly once per pull, entirely unprompted.

A 3% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

Owns exactly one 93 parse, on Plexus Sentinel, and has built a personality around it.

12 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Nerub-ar Palace. Nobody has told them they can leave.

3211 Mythic+ score and a +16 Ruby Life Pools best, achieved with only mild shouting.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

A 83 average parse. Mentions it roughly once per pull, entirely unprompted.

The logs hold 6 of their kills on 6 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is Plexus Sentinel, at a stately 69.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Peaked at 92 on Fractillus, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Second tier with us, 2 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Their best night is The Soul Hunters at 78, and they can tell you exactly what they pressed.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

78 percentile on average, achieved with the calm of someone who has read the log first.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Owns exactly one 78 parse, on Soulbinder Naazindhri, and has built a personality around it.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

70 percentile on average, achieved with the calm of someone who has read the log first.

Forgeweaver Araz is the reason they do not link their own logs unprompted.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Sits at a 69 average parse: quietly good, which is somehow more irritating than loud and good.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Loom'ithar is where it clicks: 81 percentile, achieved once, referenced forever.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

21 logged kills across 8 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

A 3% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Politely requests we skip Fractillus, where the logs read 50 and the memories read worse.

Owns exactly one 75 parse, on The Soul Hunters, and has built a personality around it.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

62 percentile on average, achieved with the calm of someone who has read the log first.

Eight tiers, never missed an invite, never once fed the pet, and there is no version of this raid that works without him in it. Welsh, and treats every England result as a personal event, in the channel, at length, with receipts. Throws a punch the moment you leave one open and does not hold back on the follow-through. A committed baiter and, by unanimous agreement of everyone here, the master of it.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Fractillus is where it clicks: 85 percentile, achieved once, referenced forever.

16 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Whatever Dimensius, the All-Devouring does, it does it to them first: 41 percentile and a lot of excuses.

A steady 59 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

A 3% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Second tier with us, 26 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

6 logged kills across 6 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Loom'ithar is the reason they do not link their own logs unprompted.

Their best night is Soulbinder Naazindhri at 83, and they can tell you exactly what they pressed.

Averages 54, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

Quietly undoes everyone else's mistakes and has never once been thanked in a timely fashion.

Fractillus remains the nemesis, and the logs are not kind about it.

15 nights over two tiers since Liberation of Undermine: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

6 logged kills across 6 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Averages 53, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

Forgeweaver Araz is where it clicks: 81 percentile, achieved once, referenced forever.

A 3% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Owns exactly one 68 parse, on The Soul Hunters, and has built a personality around it.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

6 logged kills across 6 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

3 nights over two tiers since Liberation of Undermine: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Averages 53, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

Loom'ithar is the reason they do not link their own logs unprompted.

Green numbers, grey hair. The two are related.

A 3% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Forgeweaver Araz is where it clicks: 64 percentile, achieved once, referenced forever.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 3 tiers and 7 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Whatever Soulbinder Naazindhri does, it does it to them first: 37 percentile and a lot of excuses.

Averages 53, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

Quietly undoes everyone else's mistakes and has never once been thanked in a timely fashion.

Career highlight: 65 percentile on The Soul Hunters, brought up at every opportunity.

105 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Nerub-ar Palace. Nobody has told them they can leave.

41 parses deep on 14 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

A 3% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

A steady 50 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

Whatever Nexus-King Salhadaar does, it does it to them first: 31 percentile and a lot of excuses.

Spends the fight facing away from the raid, which is both a tanking requirement and a coping strategy.

A steady 45 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

8 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Owns exactly one 61 parse, on Plexus Sentinel, and has built a personality around it.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is Nexus-King Salhadaar, at a stately 28.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Word is the nightborne turned up two tiers ago already knowing every fight, and has never once admitted it. Word is his bow is genuinely, on the tooltip, in writing, called P.O.W. x3, and that he has declined to explain this to officers, to friends, or to anyone who has ever worked up the nerve to ask. The prevailing theory in the channel is that he is a great deal better than he lets on and finds the whole thing funnier this way.

Green numbers, grey hair. The two are related.

7 logged kills across 7 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Owns exactly one 58 parse, on Forgeweaver Araz, and has built a personality around it.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Averages 38, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Their best night is Plexus Sentinel at 63, and they can tell you exactly what they pressed.

6 logged kills across 6 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Whatever Forgeweaver Araz does, it does it to them first: 29 percentile and a lot of excuses.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Averages 37, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

The first one in and, on a good night, the last one alive to say so.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

7 logged kills across 7 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Nexus-King Salhadaar is where it clicks: 49 percentile, achieved once, referenced forever.

Second tier with us, 2 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Averages 37, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

6 parses deep on 6 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has been turning up since Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope: 4 tiers and 16 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Once put up a 56 on Fractillus. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

A 30 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Job description: be hit by the largest thing in the room, on purpose, repeatedly, without comment.

Peaked at 36 on Soulbinder Naazindhri, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

A 29 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Fractillus remains the nemesis, and the logs are not kind about it.

6 logged kills across 6 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Believes deeply that most deaths are preventable, and can name exactly whose fault each one was.

Has 5 Mythic bosses in Tier Mn 1 to their name, and the receipts to prove it.

A 29 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

+12 Voidscar Arena and a 1390 Mythic+ score, in case the raid logs were not enough.

40 raid nights across 7 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

34 logged kills across 22 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Plexus Sentinel is where it clicks: 38 percentile, achieved once, referenced forever.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

A 3% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is The Soul Hunters, at a stately 20.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

The logs hold 6 of their kills on 6 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Plexus Sentinel is where it clicks: 39 percentile, achieved once, referenced forever.

Averages 28 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Career highlight: 24 percentile on Nexus-King Salhadaar, brought up at every opportunity.

6 nights over two tiers since Liberation of Undermine: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

A 24 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Soulbinder Naazindhri is where it clicks: 22 percentile, achieved once, referenced forever.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

The Soul Hunters is the reason they do not link their own logs unprompted.

A 21 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

The logs hold 6 of their kills on 6 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Peaked at 30 on Plexus Sentinel, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Averages 20 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Averages 13 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Career highlight: 19 percentile on Loom'ithar, brought up at every opportunity.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Keeps the raid alive in spite of its life choices, then gets told the healing was low.

Once put up a 15 on Plexus Sentinel. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Averages 11 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Walks backwards for a living and has strong opinions about where everyone else is standing.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 4 tiers and 10 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Owns exactly one 11 parse, on Plexus Sentinel, and has built a personality around it.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Averages 11 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

A 3% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Averages 8 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Peaked at 8 on The Soul Hunters, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Has an ongoing disagreement with Loom'ithar, who is winning.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

The logs hold 6 of their kills on 6 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Averages 6 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Once put up a 9 on The Soul Hunters. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Job description: be hit by the largest thing in the room, on purpose, repeatedly, without comment.

Has an ongoing disagreement with Plexus Sentinel, who is winning.

Their high-water mark is a 56 on Chimaerus, the Undreamt God (VS / DR / MQD, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Second tier with us, 8 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Career highlight: 4 percentile on Soulbinder Naazindhri, brought up at every opportunity.

18 parses deep on 14 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.