Whole guild · Meet the team

They still tell the one about the demon hunter who leapt blindfolded into a pack without checking what was in it, cleared the lot, and landed facing entirely the wrong way. They tell it because he did it again the following week, and the week after that, and is fully expected to do it again this Sunday. The healers no longer flinch. They have simply built the evening around him. He has never seen it coming, and has never yet been wrong.

Spends the fight watching twenty health bars and one very specific person who stands in things.

Shows up to 92% of raids, which is more reliable than most raid timers.

Career best is still Loom'ithar at 81 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 5 tiers and 105 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Peaked at 78 on Forgeweaver Araz, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Averages 60, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

142 parses deep on 17 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Sits at a 62 average parse: quietly good, which is somehow more irritating than loud and good.

Shows up to 90% of raids, which is more reliable than most raid timers.

151 parses deep on 18 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has an ongoing disagreement with Forgeweaver Araz, who is winning.

Has, on record, a 100 parse on Vaelgor & Ezzorak (VS / DR / MQD, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

Owns exactly one 72 parse, on Soulbinder Naazindhri, and has built a personality around it.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Averages 33 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

109 logged kills across 18 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Owns exactly one 46 parse, on Dimensius, the All-Devouring, and has built a personality around it.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 6 tiers and 169 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Shows up to 90% of raids, which is more reliable than most raid timers.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 54 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

ELEMENTAL SHAMAN (Orc). Range: six tiers, a hundred and thirty-six nights, always the same three feet of floor. Feeding: lightning, mostly. Notable behaviour: does not chase keys, does not chase parses, does not chase anything — the boss comes to him, or it does not, and either way he is signed up for Wednesday.

Spends the fight watching twenty health bars and one very specific person who stands in things.

Once put up a 53 on Dimensius, the All-Devouring. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is Soulbinder Naazindhri, at a stately 21.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 81 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Shows up to 87% of raids, which is more reliable than most raid timers.

Has been turning up since Manaforge Omega: 3 tiers and 64 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

126 logged kills across 17 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Averages 58, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

78 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Liberation of Undermine. Nobody has told them they can leave.

111 parses deep on 16 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Their best night is Plexus Sentinel at 68, and they can tell you exactly what they pressed.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 86 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

33 raids in and still answering the invite before the whisper finishes sending.

BEAST MASTERY HUNTER (Orc). Range: everywhere, for years, without interruption. Habitat: the same spot on every fight, very slightly to the left. Diet: whatever the pet does not want. Distinguishing feature: quietly outranks most of the people who assume he is just some bloke with a bow. Behaviour when threatened: sends the pet. Behaviour when the guild is threatened: also sends the pet, then fixes whatever went wrong without mentioning it. Migration: none recorded, and none expected.

Keeps the raid alive in spite of its life choices, then gets told the healing was low.

All-time peak: 86 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

2655 Mythic+ score and a +11 Voidscar Arena best, achieved with only mild shouting.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 4 tiers and 82 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

32 raids in and still answering the invite before the whisper finishes sending.

Green numbers, grey hair. The two are related.

Peaked at 62 on Fractillus, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Present for 30 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

133 parses deep on 19 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

A steady 46 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

4 raids on the armory, the pick of them 4/8 Mythic in The Venomous Abyss.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is Forgeweaver Araz, at a stately 29.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

80 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 78 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Peaked at 48 on Nexus-King Salhadaar, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 34 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Fractillus is the reason they do not link their own logs unprompted.

A 30 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Attends 74% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Averages 33 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Politely requests we skip Forgeweaver Araz, where the logs read 16 and the memories read worse.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 3 tiers and 45 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Once put up a 45 on Nexus-King Salhadaar. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 66 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Holy Priest — seven tiers, one hundred and seventy-eight nights, four guild rosters, no gaps. Duties: healing; also remembering what happened in Aberrus, which nobody else can. Key achievement: outlasted every raid leader she has ever had. Reason for leaving previous tier: it ended.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

The logs hold 67 of their kills on 7 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 26 raid nights in.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 76 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Attends 67% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Take one dark iron monk, aged eight tiers. Add mist, generously and continuously. Do not stir; he will circulate on his own. Season with a hundred and sixty-one nights of knowing exactly when the damage lands. Rest briefly between pulls. The dish improves the longer it has been in the guild, which is the whole trick of it.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Present for 22 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

All-time peak: 76 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 22 raid nights in.

50 logged kills across 8 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

46 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 21 raid nights in.

Present for 21 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Their high-water mark is a 85 on Loom'ithar (Manaforge Omega, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

All-time peak: 57 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

53 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

132 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Attends 51% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Career best is still Fractillus at 70 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

The logs hold 87 of their kills on 15 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

29 nights over two tiers since Manaforge Omega: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

A 49% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

47 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Averages 40, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

A 44% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

All-time peak: 89 on Plexus Sentinel back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

130 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Peaked at 50 on Fractillus, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

HOLY PALADIN SEEKS PLACEMENT. Eight tiers, eighty-nine nights, one beacon, permanently on the wrong person for the first four seconds and the right one thereafter. Comes with a second character called Mickevoker, sold as seen. Will heal your raid. Will not heal the warrior who keeps doing that.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

The logs hold 68 of their kills on 16 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Has, on record, a 95 parse on Dimensius, the All-Devouring (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Second tier with us, 27 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

A 38% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 3 tiers and 83 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Turns up for 14 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Their high-water mark is a 80 on Plexus Sentinel (Manaforge Omega, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Whatever Dimensius, the All-Devouring does, it does it to them first: 47 percentile and a lot of excuses.

Peaked at 76 on Fractillus, a screenshot that still exists somewhere.

37 parses deep on 7 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

52 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Their high-water mark is a 57 on Plexus Sentinel (Manaforge Omega, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 14 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

34 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Keeps 3 alts on standby (Ferndari, Fernoric, Fernô), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is Forgeweaver Araz, at a stately 8.

Turns up for 12 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

A 15 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

Once put up a 22 on Plexus Sentinel. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

13 nights over two tiers since Liberation of Undermine: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

34 logged kills across 7 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 95 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 11 raid nights in.

Turns up for 11 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

33 logged kills across 7 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 10 raid nights in.

Averages 32 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

The logs hold 28 of their kills on 7 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

A 26% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Once put up a 42 on Loom'ithar. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Every guild has one boss they cannot parse on. Theirs is Dimensius, the All-Devouring, at a stately 16.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

A steady 49 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

21 parses deep on 7 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

A 20% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

10 nights over two tiers since Nerub-ar Palace: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Nexus-King Salhadaar remains the nemesis, and the logs are not kind about it.

Once put up a 68 on Dimensius, the All-Devouring. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

All-time peak: 43 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

12 logged kills across 5 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 8 raid nights in.

Turns up for 8 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

A steady 53 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

15 parses deep on 7 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 7 raid nights in.

Turns up for 7 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Owns exactly one 64 parse, on Plexus Sentinel, and has built a personality around it.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Whatever Plexus Sentinel does, it does it to them first: 31 percentile and a lot of excuses.

A 18% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Averages 40, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

31 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Nerub-ar Palace. Nobody has told them they can leave.

28 logged kills across 12 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Career best is still Fractillus at 92 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

62 percentile on average, achieved with the calm of someone who has read the log first.

Owns exactly one 69 parse, on Plexus Sentinel, and has built a personality around it.

The logs hold 14 of their kills on 7 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 4 tiers and 32 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Turns up for 6 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

The logs hold 21 of their kills on 10 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

189 raid nights across 6 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

A 15% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has, on record, a 18 parse on Soulbinder Naazindhri (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Keeps 5 alts on standby (Abbed, Abedassa, Abedd, Abedsvision, Abeed), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has an ongoing disagreement with Forgeweaver Araz, who is winning.

13 logged kills across 6 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 70 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

A steady 37 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

Keeps the raid alive in spite of its life choices, then gets told the healing was low.

Career highlight: 43 percentile on Dimensius, the All-Devouring, brought up at every opportunity.

A 32 average parse and a flawless record of being alive to complain about it.

The logs hold 11 of their kills on 7 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Whatever Loom'ithar does, it does it to them first: 10 percentile and a lot of excuses.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

17 parses deep on 7 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Their high-water mark is a 32 on Plexus Sentinel (Manaforge Omega, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 13% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

11 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

23 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

A 10% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 20 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

The logs hold 16 of their kills on 8 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

5 nights over two tiers since Liberation of Undermine: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Their high-water mark is a 26 on Plexus Sentinel (Manaforge Omega, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

A 10% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

All-time peak: 60 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

A 10% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

The logs hold 14 of their kills on 7 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 4 raid nights in.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 40 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 4 raid nights in.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

The logs hold 33 of their kills on 15 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Career best is still The Soul Hunters at 66 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

9 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Liberation of Undermine. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

A 8% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

11 logged kills across 6 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Plexus Sentinel remains the nemesis, and the logs are not kind about it.

Once put up a 77 on Fractillus. The guild has heard about it. Twice.

A steady 55 percentile. Not the biggest number on the meter, still standing at the end of it.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

21 logged kills across 15 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Has, on record, a 49 parse on Soulbinder Naazindhri (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

11 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Nerub-ar Palace. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 6 tiers and 32 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

26 logged kills across 14 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

A 8% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Their high-water mark is a 100 on Vaelgor & Ezzorak (VS / DR / MQD, Heroic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

AVAILABLE: one haranir druid. Will bring starlight to your raid and a lantern to your problem, whatever the problem is, without being asked twice. Happy on either team, happy on any boss, visibly happier when somebody else gets the loot. Does not roll on things, which the loot has noticed and taken personally. Enquiries after nine in the evening server time; before that she is asleep and will not be moved.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

All-time peak: 58 on Plexus Sentinel back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

The logs hold 12 of their kills on 8 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

The logs hold 8 of their kills on 6 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

A 5% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Has, on record, a 75 parse on Soulbinder Naazindhri (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

17 logged kills across 7 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

A 5% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 11 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 80 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Career best is still Loom'ithar at 17 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

5 parses deep on 5 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

8 logged kills across 6 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 33 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

All-time peak: 37 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

The logs hold 8 of their kills on 6 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Their high-water mark is a 29 on Plexus Sentinel (Manaforge Omega, Heroic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

A 5% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

13 logged kills across 7 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

All-time peak: 81 on Loom'ithar back in Manaforge Omega, Heroic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

A 5% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

The logs hold 8 of their kills on 8 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

8 logged kills across 6 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

All-time peak: 26 on Loom'ithar back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Scattered appearances across seven tiers, tending towards brief but heavy. Twenty-eight nights recorded. When present, expect sustained storm activity and a shield in the wrong hand. Absence should not be read as a front moving out; she has a habit of arriving precisely when the forecast is worst.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Their high-water mark is a 36 on Soulbinder Naazindhri (Manaforge Omega, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

A 5% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

The logs hold 8 of their kills on 6 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

All-time peak: 87 on The Lost Explorers back in The Venomous Abyss, Heroic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

Armory history runs to 4 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

30 raid nights across 6 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

A 5% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Mythic+ score of 3159, topping out at a +14 Altar of Fangs that is still discussed.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

8 parses deep on 6 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Has, on record, a 62 parse on Soulbinder Naazindhri (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Averages 57, and has never once let a good parse get in the way of doing a mechanic.

Politely requests we skip Nexus-King Salhadaar, where the logs read 44 and the memories read worse.

Career highlight: 63 percentile on The Soul Hunters, brought up at every opportunity.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

A 3% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Walks backwards for a living and has strong opinions about where everyone else is standing.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 4 tiers and 10 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Averages 21 and measures success in survival rather than percentiles. Frankly, fair.

Owns exactly one 34 parse, on Plexus Sentinel, and has built a personality around it.

Turns up for 1 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.