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BEAST MASTERY HUNTER (Orc). Range: everywhere, for years, without interruption. Habitat: the same spot on every fight, very slightly to the left. Diet: whatever the pet does not want. Distinguishing feature: quietly outranks most of the people who assume he is just some bloke with a bow. Behaviour when threatened: sends the pet. Behaviour when the guild is threatened: also sends the pet, then fixes whatever went wrong without mentioning it. Migration: none recorded, and none expected.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Career best is still Chimaerus, the Undreamt God at 65 percentile (VS / DR / MQD, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

105 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Nerub-ar Palace. Nobody has told them they can leave.

41 parses deep on 14 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Attends 68% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Beast mastery hunter who stands in melee. The pet waits at range where the hunter should be, the hunter is in the middle of the pack where the pet should be, and after six tiers this is simply how it is done here. Six tiers ago she pulled a boss early by accident and the raid killed it anyway. She has been chasing that feeling from two yards ever since and she is not stopping.

Twenty people, eight tiers, one voice holding the whole thing together through the worst connection in Europe. A child gets out of bed two rooms away, he walks them back, and picks the sentence up exactly where he dropped it. When the channel talks over him he says 'right, that's it, you're muted', and twenty grown adults go quiet like it's assembly. Then he dies to the mechanic he was explaining, and every one of them follows him in anyway.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Second tier with us, 91 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Attends 64% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Eight tiers, never missed an invite, never once fed the pet, and there is no version of this raid that works without him in it. Welsh, and treats every England result as a personal event, in the channel, at length, with receipts. Throws a punch the moment you leave one open and does not hold back on the follow-through. A committed baiter and, by unanimous agreement of everyone here, the master of it.

For the record, and he would very much like this on the record: three thousand two hundred and fifty-five Mythic+ rating this season, filed in response to certain remarks about whether he does keys at all. He has kept this raid breathing for five tiers, largely by putting a totem where nobody is standing and moving it before anyone notices. Runs on sarcasm and spite, neither of which has shown any sign of running out.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 36 raid nights in.

Present for 36 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Attends 58% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

102 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Nerub-ar Palace. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Also answers to Luxyn, usually when the raid needs the other armour type.

Top of the meter, five tiers, and it has never once been a conversation. She dies most weeks to something she has personally explained to two other people, which she would like recorded as unrelated. Then she is straight back up and needed for the next pull before anyone can get a joke out. In lieu of flowers the family asks that you stop standing in her poison and stop asking how she does it.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Present for 35 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 35 raid nights in.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 6 tiers and 110 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Present for 35 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

The logs hold 61 of their kills on 16 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

All-time peak: 52 on Plexus Sentinel back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

88 nights over two tiers since Nerub-ar Palace: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Attends 53% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

ELEMENTAL SHAMAN (Orc). Range: six tiers, a hundred and thirty-six nights, always the same three feet of floor. Feeding: lightning, mostly. Notable behaviour: does not chase keys, does not chase parses, does not chase anything — the boss comes to him, or it does not, and either way he is signed up for Wednesday.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Present for 32 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Second tier with us, 78 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 3 tiers and 83 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Present for 32 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Their high-water mark is a 80 on Plexus Sentinel (Manaforge Omega, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

37 parses deep on 7 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

47 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

All-time peak: 89 on Plexus Sentinel back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

130 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Attends 52% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

78 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Liberation of Undermine. Nobody has told them they can leave.

111 parses deep on 16 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 86 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Present for 32 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

The logs hold 21 of their kills on 10 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

189 raid nights across 6 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Attends 50% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Has, on record, a 18 parse on Soulbinder Naazindhri (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Keeps 5 alts on standby (Abbed, Abedassa, Abedd, Abedsvision, Abeed), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

109 logged kills across 18 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 6 tiers and 169 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 54 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Runs keys properly: 3010 score, best a +13 in Altar of Fangs.

Has 2 Mythic bosses in The Venomous Abyss to their name, and the receipts to prove it.

Holy Priest — seven tiers, one hundred and seventy-eight nights, four guild rosters, no gaps. Duties: healing; also remembering what happened in Aberrus, which nobody else can. Key achievement: outlasted every raid leader she has ever had. Reason for leaving previous tier: it ended.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Attends 50% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 31 raid nights in.

They still tell the one about the demon hunter who leapt blindfolded into a pack without checking what was in it, cleared the lot, and landed facing entirely the wrong way. They tell it because he did it again the following week, and the week after that, and is fully expected to do it again this Sunday. The healers no longer flinch. They have simply built the evening around him. He has never seen it coming, and has never yet been wrong.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Career best is still Loom'ithar at 81 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 5 tiers and 105 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

A 47% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

142 parses deep on 17 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 28 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 45% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

70 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 27 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 26 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Second tier with us, 35 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

151 parses deep on 18 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has, on record, a 100 parse on Vaelgor & Ezzorak (VS / DR / MQD, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 7 tiers and 116 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

A 40% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Second tier with us, 26 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

6 logged kills across 6 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 83 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

A 40% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Quietly undoes everyone else's mistakes and has never once been thanked in a timely fashion.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 6 tiers and 141 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

+14 Murder Row and a 3031 Mythic+ score, in case the raid logs were not enough.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

All-time peak: 93 on Nek'zali the Soulcoiler back in The Venomous Abyss, Heroic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

The logs hold 13 of their kills on 10 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Keeps 5 alts on standby (Grimlocky, Grimsmage, Grimsmonk, Grimsun, Grimwars), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 25 raid nights in.

Turns up for 25 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

All-time peak: 57 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

53 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

132 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

A 40% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Take one dark iron monk, aged eight tiers. Add mist, generously and continuously. Do not stir; he will circulate on his own. Season with a hundred and sixty-one nights of knowing exactly when the damage lands. Rest briefly between pulls. The dish improves the longer it has been in the guild, which is the whole trick of it.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 23 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 23 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has, on record, a 75 parse on Fallen-King Salhadaar (VS / DR / MQD, Heroic). The rest is just consistency.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 26 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 37% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

The logs hold 44 of their kills on 17 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

A 37% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 5 tiers and 61 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 70 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Four tiers in and this guild still calls him the new mage, which he stopped correcting years ago, which is the funniest part of the whole thing. He is an S tier frost mage. He is a D tier arcane one. He has played arcane all season without one complaint, because arcane is the meta and somebody had to fall on it. Say the word frost to him and watch a man remember who he used to be.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 20 raid nights in.

Turns up for 20 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

A 31% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

34 nights over two tiers since Nerub-ar Palace: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Turns up for 19 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 19 raid nights in.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

23 nights over two tiers since Nerub-ar Palace: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 18 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 17 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Second tier with us, 49 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

HOLY PALADIN SEEKS PLACEMENT. Eight tiers, eighty-nine nights, one beacon, permanently on the wrong person for the first four seconds and the right one thereafter. Comes with a second character called Mickevoker, sold as seen. Will heal your raid. Will not heal the warrior who keeps doing that.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 15 raid nights in.

Turns up for 15 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Second tier with us, 29 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 15 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Also answers to Xììst, usually when the raid needs the other armour type.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 23% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

15 nights over two tiers since Liberation of Undermine: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

6 logged kills across 6 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

All-time peak: 81 on Forgeweaver Araz back in Manaforge Omega, Heroic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

The first one in and, on a good night, the last one alive to say so.

Has been turning up since Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope: 5 tiers and 54 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

2377 Mythic+ score and a +12 Altar of Fangs best, achieved with only mild shouting.

Career best is still Nymrissa Wavecaller at 27 percentile (The Venomous Abyss, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Turns up for 13 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

A 19% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 12 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 3 tiers and 45 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

A 18% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 66 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

71 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Green numbers, grey hair. The two are related.

2530 Mythic+ score and a +13 Murder Row best, achieved with only mild shouting.

A 18% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Their high-water mark is a 37 on The Soul Hunters (Manaforge Omega, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

33 parses deep on 17 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 11 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

22 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

A 18% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

42 nights over two tiers since Nerub-ar Palace: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

The stone is up before anybody asks, every single week, and he calls it putting the wardrobe up. Then the cookies come out. This is the fifth time tonight the cookies have come out and the fifth time nobody has touched one, and he has told the channel so, and he will do it all again on Sunday. Nobody in this guild has walked to a raid in four tiers because of him.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

6 parses deep on 6 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has been turning up since Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope: 4 tiers and 16 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Their high-water mark is a 56 on Fractillus (Manaforge Omega, Heroic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Turns up for 10 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Turns up for 10 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 10 raid nights in.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 10 raid nights in.

A 16% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

A 16% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 5 tiers and 55 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Keeps 2 alts on standby (Holyclaper, Hólymóiey), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

A 16% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 10 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 9 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

44 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

29 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Mythic+ score of 541, topping out at a +12 Murder Row that is still discussed.

19 logged kills across 10 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

Turns up for 9 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

All-time peak: 87 on The Lost Explorers back in The Venomous Abyss, Heroic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

29 parses deep on 17 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Armory history runs to 4 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

A 14% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Mythic+ score of 3159, topping out at a +14 Altar of Fangs that is still discussed.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

12 nights over two tiers since Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

A 13% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 8 raid nights in.

Turns up for 8 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

A 11% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 7 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Turns up for 7 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

28 parses deep on 15 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has, on record, a 37 parse on Vorasius (VS / DR / MQD, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

15 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Liberation of Undermine. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Second tier with us, 16 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

A 11% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 11% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 7 raid nights in.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Armory history runs to 2 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

11 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Nerub-ar Palace. Nobody has told them they can leave.

A 11% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

18 parses deep on 15 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

2873 Mythic+ score and a +12 Murder Row best, achieved with only mild shouting.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

They gave him the officer rank and then, with no supervision whatsoever, the loot council. Frost death knight, never misses a raid, colder than the spec. If your name is on the item you get a fair hearing and probably the item. If you are a balance druid you get a fair hearing. Somewhere in the middle of Norman's explanation he will ask Findruid, not quietly, whether someone can fucking mute him. Nobody ever has.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Has been turning up since Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope: 3 tiers and 10 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 6 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 10% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Second tier with us, 8 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 6 tiers and 32 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

26 logged kills across 14 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

A 8% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Their high-water mark is a 100 on Vaelgor & Ezzorak (VS / DR / MQD, Heroic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

52 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Their high-water mark is a 57 on Plexus Sentinel (Manaforge Omega, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

34 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Keeps 3 alts on standby (Ferndari, Fernoric, Fernô), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

4 raids on the armory, the pick of them 2/8 Mythic in The Venomous Abyss.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 60 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 7 tiers and 78 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

128 parses deep on 19 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

8 parses deep on 6 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

All-time peak: 14 on Fallen-King Salhadaar back in VS / DR / MQD, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

8 nights over two tiers since Liberation of Undermine: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 8% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

31 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Nerub-ar Palace. Nobody has told them they can leave.

28 logged kills across 12 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Career best is still Fractillus at 92 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

26 logged kills across 13 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

+14 Voidscar Arena and a 2664 Mythic+ score, in case the raid logs were not enough.

Has, on record, a 36 parse on Nek'zali the Soulcoiler (The Venomous Abyss, Heroic). The rest is just consistency.

Scattered appearances across seven tiers, tending towards brief but heavy. Twenty-eight nights recorded. When present, expect sustained storm activity and a shield in the wrong hand. Absence should not be read as a front moving out; she has a habit of arriving precisely when the forecast is worst.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Career best is still Nexus-King Salhadaar at 24 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

6 nights over two tiers since Liberation of Undermine: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 4 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Second tier with us, 5 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

11 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

23 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 20 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

5 nights over two tiers since Nerub-ar Palace: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 4 tiers and 33 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 4 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 4 raid nights in.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

36 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Second tier with us, 5 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has, on record, a 48 parse on Rotmire (Sporefall, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

The logs hold 14 of their kills on 7 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

12 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Liberation of Undermine. Nobody has told them they can leave.

A 6% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.