Whole guild · Meet the team

Eight tiers, never missed an invite, never once fed the pet, and there is no version of this raid that works without him in it. Welsh, and treats every England result as a personal event, in the channel, at length, with receipts. Throws a punch the moment you leave one open and does not hold back on the follow-through. A committed baiter and, by unanimous agreement of everyone here, the master of it.

Twenty people, eight tiers, one voice holding the whole thing together through the worst connection in Europe. A child gets out of bed two rooms away, he walks them back, and picks the sentence up exactly where he dropped it. When the channel talks over him he says 'right, that's it, you're muted', and twenty grown adults go quiet like it's assembly. Then he dies to the mechanic he was explaining, and every one of them follows him in anyway.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Attends 78% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

88 nights over two tiers since Nerub-ar Palace: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

109 logged kills across 18 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 6 tiers and 169 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Attends 76% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 54 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Runs keys properly: 3010 score, best a +13 in Altar of Fangs.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

102 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Nerub-ar Palace. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Attends 76% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Also answers to Luxyn, usually when the raid needs the other armour type.

For the record, and he would very much like this on the record: three thousand two hundred and fifty-five Mythic+ rating this season, filed in response to certain remarks about whether he does keys at all. He has kept this raid breathing for five tiers, largely by putting a totem where nobody is standing and moving it before anyone notices. Runs on sarcasm and spite, neither of which has shown any sign of running out.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Attends 72% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Second tier with us, 91 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Attends 66% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Second tier with us, 48 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Present for 46 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Second tier with us, 78 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Career best is still Chimaerus, the Undreamt God at 65 percentile (VS / DR / MQD, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

105 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Nerub-ar Palace. Nobody has told them they can leave.

41 parses deep on 14 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Attends 65% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Holy Priest — seven tiers, one hundred and seventy-eight nights, four guild rosters, no gaps. Duties: healing; also remembering what happened in Aberrus, which nobody else can. Key achievement: outlasted every raid leader she has ever had. Reason for leaving previous tier: it ended.

BEAST MASTERY HUNTER (Orc). Range: everywhere, for years, without interruption. Habitat: the same spot on every fight, very slightly to the left. Diet: whatever the pet does not want. Distinguishing feature: quietly outranks most of the people who assume he is just some bloke with a bow. Behaviour when threatened: sends the pet. Behaviour when the guild is threatened: also sends the pet, then fixes whatever went wrong without mentioning it. Migration: none recorded, and none expected.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 6 tiers and 110 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Present for 40 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

The logs hold 61 of their kills on 16 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

All-time peak: 52 on Plexus Sentinel back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 40 raid nights in.

Present for 40 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Beast mastery hunter who stands in melee. The pet waits at range where the hunter should be, the hunter is in the middle of the pack where the pet should be, and after six tiers this is simply how it is done here. Six tiers ago she pulled a boss early by accident and the raid killed it anyway. She has been chasing that feeling from two yards ever since and she is not stopping.

Keeps the raid alive in spite of its life choices, then gets told the healing was low.

121 logged kills across 18 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

All-time peak: 86 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

2655 Mythic+ score and a +11 Voidscar Arena best, achieved with only mild shouting.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 4 tiers and 81 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

ELEMENTAL SHAMAN (Orc). Range: six tiers, a hundred and thirty-six nights, always the same three feet of floor. Feeding: lightning, mostly. Notable behaviour: does not chase keys, does not chase parses, does not chase anything — the boss comes to him, or it does not, and either way he is signed up for Wednesday.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Present for 38 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

70 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 3 tiers and 83 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Present for 37 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Their high-water mark is a 80 on Plexus Sentinel (Manaforge Omega, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

37 parses deep on 7 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Main tank last season, then vanished into a game with worse graphics and better fishing, and everybody quietly assumed that was the end of it. He is back at the front of the raid, tanking on pure instinct, having never in his life watched a recording of anything he has done. He is also Popmama, Popka and Poppka, all of whom kept his spot warm for him.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

A 49% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

All-time peak: 57 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

53 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

132 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 34 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

44 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

47 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

All-time peak: 89 on Plexus Sentinel back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

130 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 46% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Turns up for 32 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Second tier with us, 49 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

The first one in and, on a good night, the last one alive to say so.

Has been turning up since Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope: 5 tiers and 54 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

2377 Mythic+ score and a +12 Altar of Fangs best, achieved with only mild shouting.

Career best is still Nymrissa Wavecaller at 27 percentile (The Venomous Abyss, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Turns up for 31 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 44% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

42 nights over two tiers since Nerub-ar Palace: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 42% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 80 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

41 raid nights across 6 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

8 logged kills across 8 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 30 raid nights in.

Turns up for 30 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 42% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 5 tiers and 55 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Keeps 2 alts on standby (Holyclaper, Hólymóiey), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 42% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 30 raid nights in.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 4 tiers and 44 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 42% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 30 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 30 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

A 39% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 28 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 38% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 27 raid nights in.

Take one dark iron monk, aged eight tiers. Add mist, generously and continuously. Do not stir; he will circulate on his own. Season with a hundred and sixty-one nights of knowing exactly when the damage lands. Rest briefly between pulls. The dish improves the longer it has been in the guild, which is the whole trick of it.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

60 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

A 37% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 22 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

The logs hold 14 of their kills on 7 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

All-time peak: 62 on The Soul Hunters back in Manaforge Omega, Heroic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 4 tiers and 32 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

FROST DEATH KNIGHT (Blood elf). Habitat: melee, four tiers, thirty-four recorded nights. Plumage: two runeblades, permanently frosted. Behaviour: appears without warning at the boss's feet; will occasionally vanish and be replaced by a near-identical specimen answering to Nancometa, which the colony treats as the same animal. Call: silence, then a very cold noise.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

The logs hold 21 of their kills on 10 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

189 raid nights across 6 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has, on record, a 18 parse on Soulbinder Naazindhri (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 30% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Keeps 5 alts on standby (Abbed, Abedassa, Abedd, Abedsvision, Abeed), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

A 30% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

22 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Quietly undoes everyone else's mistakes and has never once been thanked in a timely fashion.

A 28% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 6 tiers and 141 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

+14 Murder Row and a 3031 Mythic+ score, in case the raid logs were not enough.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

All-time peak: 93 on Nek'zali the Soulcoiler back in The Venomous Abyss, Heroic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

The logs hold 13 of their kills on 10 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

Keeps 5 alts on standby (Grimlocky, Grimsmage, Grimsmonk, Grimsun, Grimwars), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Turns up for 20 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 20 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 6 tiers and 32 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

26 logged kills across 14 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

A 27% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Their high-water mark is a 100 on Vaelgor & Ezzorak (VS / DR / MQD, Heroic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Second tier with us, 19 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

A 25% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

HOLY PALADIN SEEKS PLACEMENT. Eight tiers, eighty-nine nights, one beacon, permanently on the wrong person for the first four seconds and the right one thereafter. Comes with a second character called Mickevoker, sold as seen. Will heal your raid. Will not heal the warrior who keeps doing that.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Turns up for 18 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 48 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 24% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

31 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Nerub-ar Palace. Nobody has told them they can leave.

28 logged kills across 12 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Career best is still Fractillus at 92 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Heroic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

34 nights over two tiers since Nerub-ar Palace: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

A 21% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Turns up for 15 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Mythic+ score of 2734, topping out at a +12 Ruby Life Pools that is still discussed.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 6 tiers and 87 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

The armory carries 9/9 Mythic in Tier Mn 1, across 3 raids of history.

35 parses deep on 17 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Keeps 5 alts on standby (Gingerclaw, Gingerdemon, Gingerrogue, Gingertyrant, Gingér), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

A 20% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

15 nights over two tiers since Nerub-ar Palace: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 14 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 20% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 14 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 20% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 14 raid nights in.

Turns up for 14 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

They still tell the one about the demon hunter who leapt blindfolded into a pack without checking what was in it, cleared the lot, and landed facing entirely the wrong way. They tell it because he did it again the following week, and the week after that, and is fully expected to do it again this Sunday. The healers no longer flinch. They have simply built the evening around him. He has never seen it coming, and has never yet been wrong.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Turns up for 13 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 13 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

A 18% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Second tier with us, 14 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

A 18% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 13 raid nights in.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Second tier with us, 29 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Turns up for 13 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Also answers to Xììst, usually when the raid needs the other armour type.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

36 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Turns up for 12 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 12 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 12 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Second tier with us, 13 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

A 17% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

A 16% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 11 raid nights in.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Turns up for 11 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 11 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

All-time peak: 87 on The Lost Explorers back in The Venomous Abyss, Heroic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

29 parses deep on 17 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Armory history runs to 4 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Mythic+ score of 3159, topping out at a +14 Altar of Fangs that is still discussed.

29 raid nights across 6 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Turns up for 10 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

The armory carries 4/9 Mythic in Tier Mn 1, across 2 raids of history.

Their high-water mark is a 67 on Chimaerus, the Undreamt God (VS / DR / MQD, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

3022 Mythic+ score and a +14 Temple of Sethraliss best, achieved with only mild shouting.

95 raid nights across 6 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Keeps 3 alts on standby (Atrexy, Atrexyen, Atrexyie), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 4 tiers and 33 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Turns up for 10 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 10 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 10 raid nights in.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 10 raid nights in.

A 14% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

17 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

A 14% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

A 13% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 9 raid nights in.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 14 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 9 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Second tier with us, 16 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

A 13% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Reports of the frost mage's death were filed early again. He stands further back than anybody has ever thought necessary, on the entirely reasonable grounds that nothing can reach him there, and is therefore killed roughly once a tier by the one thing that can. He is survived by an ice block he did not press in time, by several people who told him so at some length, and by himself, on the very next pull, standing further back.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Turns up for 9 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

46 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Turns up for 9 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Second tier with us, 35 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 9 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

22 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Career best is still Loom'ithar at 81 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Has been turning up since Nerub-ar Palace: 5 tiers and 105 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

A 10% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

142 parses deep on 17 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 7 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 10% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 55 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Turns up for 7 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Turns up for 7 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 7 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Turns up for 7 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 7 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

A 10% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

12 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Also answers to Raggilcious, usually when the raid needs the other armour type.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Turns up for 7 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 7 raid nights in.

Top of the meter, five tiers, and it has never once been a conversation. She dies most weeks to something she has personally explained to two other people, which she would like recorded as unrelated. Then she is straight back up and needed for the next pull before anyone can get a joke out. In lieu of flowers the family asks that you stop standing in her poison and stop asking how she does it.

Keeps the raid alive in spite of its life choices, then gets told the healing was low.

+11 Kings' Rest and a 2291 Mythic+ score, in case the raid logs were not enough.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 11 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

Turns up for 6 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has, on record, a 89 parse on Entombed Sentinels (The Venomous Abyss, Heroic). The rest is just consistency.

12 parses deep on 7 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Turns up for 6 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

7 nights over two tiers since Nerub-ar Palace: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

The tauren tanked five tiers under one name, then quietly rerolled, and half the guild spent a month asking who the new bloke was. He never corrected anyone. He just kept holding the boss where it needed holding, until somebody eventually noticed that the pulls had been going fine the whole time.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

9 nights over two tiers since Nerub-ar Palace: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

A 8% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 6 raid nights in.

Turns up for 6 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

3332 Mythic+ score and a +15 The Blinding Vale best, achieved with only mild shouting.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has been turning up since Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope: 4 tiers and 13 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

18 parses deep on 7 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Armory history runs to 5 raids, topping out at 9/9 Heroic in Tier Mn 1.