6 Hour Team · Meet the team

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

10 raids out of 10. We have stopped asking whether they have other hobbies.

Second tier with us, 16 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

BEAST MASTERY HUNTER (Orc). Range: everywhere, for years, without interruption. Habitat: the same spot on every fight, very slightly to the left. Diet: whatever the pet does not want. Distinguishing feature: quietly outranks most of the people who assume he is just some bloke with a bow. Behaviour when threatened: sends the pet. Behaviour when the guild is threatened: also sends the pet, then fixes whatever went wrong without mentioning it. Migration: none recorded, and none expected.

Reports of the frost mage's death were filed early again. He stands further back than anybody has ever thought necessary, on the entirely reasonable grounds that nothing can reach him there, and is therefore killed roughly once a tier by the one thing that can. He is survived by an ice block he did not press in time, by several people who told him so at some length, and by himself, on the very next pull, standing further back.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Shows up to 90% of raids, which is more reliable than most raid timers.

47 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

All-time peak: 89 on Plexus Sentinel back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

130 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

29 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Mythic+ score of 541, topping out at a +12 Murder Row that is still discussed.

19 logged kills across 10 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

9 raids in and still answering the invite before the whisper finishes sending.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

Take one dark iron monk, aged eight tiers. Add mist, generously and continuously. Do not stir; he will circulate on his own. Season with a hundred and sixty-one nights of knowing exactly when the damage lands. Rest briefly between pulls. The dish improves the longer it has been in the guild, which is the whole trick of it.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

46 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

8 raids in and still answering the invite before the whisper finishes sending.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Second tier with us, 12 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Shows up to 80% of raids, which is more reliable than most raid timers.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Attends 70% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 4 tiers and 77 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Also answers to Bassclapper, usually when the raid needs the other armour type.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Attends 70% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 11 raid nights in.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 14 raid nights in.

Attends 60% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

11 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Attends 60% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

The armory carries 4/9 Mythic in Tier Mn 1, across 2 raids of history.

94 raid nights across 6 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Present for 5 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Their high-water mark is a 67 on Chimaerus, the Undreamt God (VS / DR / MQD, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

3022 Mythic+ score and a +14 Temple of Sethraliss best, achieved with only mild shouting.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Keeps 3 alts on standby (Atrexy, Atrexyen, Atrexyie), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

31 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Present for 5 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Attends 50% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

17 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Attends 50% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

A 40% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

The logs hold 21 of their kills on 10 bosses. There is nowhere to hide.

189 raid nights across 6 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has, on record, a 18 parse on Soulbinder Naazindhri (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Keeps 5 alts on standby (Abbed, Abedassa, Abedd, Abedsvision, Abeed), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 6 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 40% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

29 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

A 40% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 6 raid nights in.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 6 raid nights in.

A 40% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

5 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Holy Priest — seven tiers, one hundred and seventy-eight nights, four guild rosters, no gaps. Duties: healing; also remembering what happened in Aberrus, which nobody else can. Key achievement: outlasted every raid leader she has ever had. Reason for leaving previous tier: it ended.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Second tier with us, 32 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

A 40% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 30% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Second tier with us, 21 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Second tier with us, 20 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

All-time peak: 57 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

53 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

132 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

A 30% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 4 tiers and 44 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 30% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Second tier with us, 27 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 30% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Second tier with us, 25 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 30% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

4 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

A 20% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

11 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

4 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

A 20% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 4 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

A 20% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

HOLY PALADIN SEEKS PLACEMENT. Eight tiers, eighty-nine nights, one beacon, permanently on the wrong person for the first four seconds and the right one thereafter. Comes with a second character called Mickevoker, sold as seen. Will heal your raid. Will not heal the warrior who keeps doing that.

Twenty people, eight tiers, one voice holding the whole thing together through the worst connection in Europe. A child gets out of bed two rooms away, he walks them back, and picks the sentence up exactly where he dropped it. When the channel talks over him he says 'right, that's it, you're muted', and twenty grown adults go quiet like it's assembly. Then he dies to the mechanic he was explaining, and every one of them follows him in anyway.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

A 20% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Green numbers, grey hair. The two are related.

2530 Mythic+ score and a +13 Murder Row best, achieved with only mild shouting.

A 20% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Their high-water mark is a 37 on The Soul Hunters (Manaforge Omega, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

Armory history runs to 3 raids, topping out at 8/8 Heroic in The Venomous Abyss.

33 parses deep on 17 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

A 20% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

A 20% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.