6 Hour Team · Meet the team

BEAST MASTERY HUNTER (Orc). Range: everywhere, for years, without interruption. Habitat: the same spot on every fight, very slightly to the left. Diet: whatever the pet does not want. Distinguishing feature: quietly outranks most of the people who assume he is just some bloke with a bow. Behaviour when threatened: sends the pet. Behaviour when the guild is threatened: also sends the pet, then fixes whatever went wrong without mentioning it. Migration: none recorded, and none expected.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

109 logged kills across 18 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

Runs keys properly: 3000 score, best a +13 in Altar of Fangs.

Shows up to 92% of raids, which is more reliable than most raid timers.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 6 tiers and 169 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 54 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Reports of the frost mage's death were filed early again. He stands further back than anybody has ever thought necessary, on the entirely reasonable grounds that nothing can reach him there, and is therefore killed roughly once a tier by the one thing that can. He is survived by an ice block he did not press in time, by several people who told him so at some length, and by himself, on the very next pull, standing further back.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Shows up to 92% of raids, which is more reliable than most raid timers.

Second tier with us, 32 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

The armory carries 4/9 Mythic in Tier Mn 1, across 2 raids of history.

94 raid nights across 6 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Their high-water mark is a 67 on Chimaerus, the Undreamt God (VS / DR / MQD, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

3022 Mythic+ score and a +14 Temple of Sethraliss best, achieved with only mild shouting.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

11 raids in and still answering the invite before the whisper finishes sending.

Keeps 3 alts on standby (Atrexy, Atrexyen, Atrexyie), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Holy Priest — seven tiers, one hundred and seventy-eight nights, four guild rosters, no gaps. Duties: healing; also remembering what happened in Aberrus, which nobody else can. Key achievement: outlasted every raid leader she has ever had. Reason for leaving previous tier: it ended.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

All-time peak: 57 on Soulbinder Naazindhri back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

53 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

132 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Shows up to 85% of raids, which is more reliable than most raid timers.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

60 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Shows up to 85% of raids, which is more reliable than most raid timers.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Attends 77% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 4 tiers and 77 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Also answers to Bassclapper, usually when the raid needs the other armour type.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 55 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Present for 10 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Take one dark iron monk, aged eight tiers. Add mist, generously and continuously. Do not stir; he will circulate on his own. Season with a hundred and sixty-one nights of knowing exactly when the damage lands. Rest briefly between pulls. The dish improves the longer it has been in the guild, which is the whole trick of it.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

35 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Attends 69% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 3 tiers and 48 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Present for 9 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

The tauren tanked five tiers under one name, then quietly rerolled, and half the guild spent a month asking who the new bloke was. He never corrected anyone. He just kept holding the boss where it needed holding, until somebody eventually noticed that the pulls had been going fine the whole time.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

17 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Present for 8 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Attends 54% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

34 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Present for 7 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 4 tiers and 33 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Present for 7 raids, absent for exactly the ones with the loot they wanted.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 11 raid nights in.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 19 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Attends 54% of the time: regular enough to be a fixture, rare enough to keep an air of mystery.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

17 parses deep on 13 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

A 38% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Their high-water mark is a 31 on Rotmire (Sporefall, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

24 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 7 raid nights in.

Turns up for 5 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

A 31% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

20 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Also answers to Darkhawks, usually when the raid needs the other armour type.

Believes deeply that most deaths are preventable, and can name exactly whose fault each one was.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has 5 Mythic bosses in Tier Mn 1 to their name, and the receipts to prove it.

Their high-water mark is a 19 on Rotmire (Sporefall, Mythic), and it comes up whenever the meter does.

+12 Voidscar Arena and a 1390 Mythic+ score, in case the raid logs were not enough.

40 raid nights across 7 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

All-time peak: 31 on Plexus Sentinel back in Manaforge Omega, Mythic. They have not stopped chasing it since.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 4 tiers and 66 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

6 parses deep on 6 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Keeps 2 alts on standby (Doherz, Doherzdk), one of which is definitely better geared than the main.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

36 raid nights across 4 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

Turns up for 4 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

40 nights over two tiers since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 4 raid nights in.

A 31% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has, on record, a 11 parse on Chimaerus, the Undreamt God (VS / DR / MQD, Mythic). The rest is just consistency.

4 nights over two tiers since Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope: officially past the trial and into the resentment.

A 23% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Second tier with us, 18 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

Turns up for 3 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

A 23% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 5 raid nights in.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Second tier with us, 10 nights in, and has learned exactly which mechanics we ignore.

A 15% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Has been turning up since Amirdrassil, the Dream's Hope: 3 tiers and 15 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

A 15% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Exists to make a number go up, and to make sure everybody hears about the number.

11 parses deep on 8 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

23 raid nights across 5 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

A 15% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Career best is still Plexus Sentinel at 20 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Would do more damage if they didn't keep having to move, as they will explain at length.

126 parses deep on 19 bosses, which is either dedication or a lack of alternatives.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

4 raids on the armory, the pick of them 2/8 Mythic in The Venomous Abyss.

Career best is still Soulbinder Naazindhri at 60 percentile (Manaforge Omega, Mythic). Every tier since has been a rebuilding year.

Has been turning up since Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible: 7 tiers and 77 raid nights of accumulated grievance.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Turns up, hits the boss, dies to something avoidable, links the meter anyway.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 13 raid nights in.

A 15% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 4 raid nights in.

Presses buttons, produces numbers, blames the healers. The circle of raiding.

Freshly arrived, and has not yet learned what we are like on a Wednesday.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Contributes damage, opinions about damage, and a running commentary on everyone else's damage.

A 15% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

12 raid nights across 3 tiers, dating back to Aberrus, the Shadowed Crucible. Nobody has told them they can leave.

Job description: be hit by the largest thing in the room, on purpose, repeatedly, without comment.

7 logged kills across 7 different bosses, every one of them a matter of public record.

The armory carries 1/1 Mythic in The Tidebound Grotto, across 4 raids of history.

Has, on record, a 68 parse on The Lost Explorers (The Venomous Abyss, Heroic). The rest is just consistency.

Turns up for 2 raids a tier, all of them somehow the important ones.

Mythic+ score of 3400, topping out at a +17 Den of Nalorakk that is still discussed.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.

Fully committed to the damage meter, and only loosely committed to the mechanics around it.

A 15% attendance rare spawn. Sightings are usually on progression night, never on farm.

New enough to still be enthusiastic, 10 raid nights in.

Has no parses on record, which they insist is a deliberate lifestyle choice.